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East, West, Texas

"Now see here...you gotcher East power grid--you know, the one that danged near blew up yesterday--and you gotcher West power grid--you know, the one with all them rollin' blackouts and brownouts--and then you gotcher Texas grid, which has been hummin' along since we went on our own after our energy crisis in the '80s..."

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"And you people think we're just jokin' when we say Texas is like a whole 'nother country. Heck, we did it twice before..."