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Who Is Clark Barr?

My friend Pastor Wildman called me up last year, and asked if I would be interested in participating in a music video for a song he was working on. I was immediately in, and when he described the part he envisioned for me, moreso.

The song “Wildman” is about John the Baptist, and the vision for the video’s open was a newscaster noting a developing story about a “wild man” who was a prophet and a preacher. I put together some rough drafts, there was some back and forth with the Right Good Reverend Wildman, and we hashed out the final details. Then came the time to shoot my video portion.

For that, I turned to my hetero life mate and Empowered Parent Podcast partner, Ryan. He and Kayla have a business, One Big Happy Home, they do their speaking engagements and trainings under. It’s also the umbrella we run the podcast from under, because, no longer being supported by a ministry, we have to pay the hosting bills. (Podcasts ain’t free to produce and maintain, folks. And we are very picky about sponsors and what products we might promote.) To that end, they maintain an office with a setup that’s great for virtual training and, as it turns out, filming fake news casts.

You may have seen a pair of photos I posted last month, joking that I wasn’t ready to say what was going on, but that it had nothing to do with the Iowa caucus, which had actually taken place that day, if memory serves.

Now that Wildman has released the debut single, and if you haven’t seen any of my social media posts about it, you can now see my finished work:


To celebrate the music video debut, and to promote pre-ordering the EP, Wildman had me and the other actors—his podcast partner Steve, and our mutual friend Pastor Paul Ahnert—on The Wildman & Steve Show to talk about how it all got put together. (You can listen to Part 2 as well.)

This past Saturday, Wildman had me on his evening show on Classic Christian Rock Radio, and we talked more about my portion of the video, and how “Clark Barr” came to be. That interview got turned in to a podcast episode.

The interview is more wide-ranging, and the podcast doesn’t have the music that was played in between our chats, but the gist of my newscaster persona is this: he’s cobbled together from lots of different anchors and other media personalities, as well as a little of myself. The name Clark Barr came first from Superman’s alter ego, Clark Kent, and also from a scene in the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan rom-com You’ve Got Mail. The pair are discussing the online handle “ny512,” and trying to decipher what the 512 is for.

Ryan: “Five hundred and twelve people who think he looks like Clark Gable.”

Hanks: “Five hundred and twelve people who think he looks like a Clark bar.”

And thus, Clark Barr was born.

So there you have it, my music video debut, and my story behind it. Buy Wildman’s EP today!

Brent Spiner in the role that made him famous.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcmb2YkIpJo?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

A Modern ‘Rogue One’ Trailer for ‘Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back’

This is great!

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOO5ZlUfvU?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

Love this song.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq4KA0mUnC8?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

Postmodern Jukebox and Morgan James Perform a Stunning Cover of ‘Dream On’ by Aerosmith

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc-h9kaXB9c?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

German Shepherd Howls Along With the Timber Wolf Security Guards in Disney’s Zootopia

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21O-PtJv46A?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

How to Make a Mosaic Minecraft Lamp

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQO6VgqdM9I?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

A Scientific Explanation for Why Drinking Coffee Makes Some People Poop

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7RVw3I8eg?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

Disturbed performs “Sound of Silence” on Conan.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qM8EutKksw?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

Radio Active Presents: Frank Turner ‘Mittens’ Acoustic Session

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5_A0Wx0jU4?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

comixology:

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5_A0Wx0jU4)

“You know you’re one bad day away from being me.”

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmLLmGsFGMQ?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Goes Undercover as a Lyft Driver and Challenges Other Vehicles to Race

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYN5-iRcfU8?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

Frank Turner - Sweet Albion Blues

This is Your Fight Song (Rachel Platten Scottish Cover) - YouTube

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4IZbCl6iR4?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

Frank Turner - The Next Storm

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nxne8QfIhM?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

A Quick Physiological Explanation Why It’s Not Safe to Take Medication With Grapefruit Juice

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwOcQqVZrgI?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

Over 60 Muppets Recreate an Acapella Version of the Original Muppet Show Theme Song

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xANRmIrulNg?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Condensed Into a One Minute Animated Speedrun

I’m glad this story is getting this sort of wide exposure, even if it’s at the hands of Michael Bay.


laughingsquid:

A Quick History of the Royal Corgis, the Favored Dog Breed of Queen Elizabeth II

CORGIS WERE VIKING DOGS!!!


laughingsquid:

Hacked Security Cam Footage of George R.R. Martin Working Hard On His New ‘Game of Thrones’ Book

None of these would surprise me in the least.

Of course, we all know the real reason Martin isn’t finishing books is that he’s spending too much time at his refurbished movie theater in downtown Santa Fe…

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auUxD3Qe3FU?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

Remarkable POV Footage Captured by a GoPro Camera Attached to the Dorsal Fin of a Hammerhead Shark

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

laughingsquid:

A Special Comic-Con Behind-The-Scenes Look at ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’

I will not get my hopes up. I will not get my hopes up. I will not get my hopes up. I will not get my hopes up…

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WWzgGyAH6Y?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=250&h=141]

brianmichaelbendis:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Comic-Con Trailer [HD]

Still not as excited about this as my inner nerd should be. I know some of the source material it draws from, and the suck potential in translating that to the new DC cinematic universe is high.