“Navy to name aircraft carrier for Pearl Harbor hero Doris Miller

There is a story and a reason behind this, but for now, let’s just say teenagers are funny and hockey players are weird, and this is a result of that combination.

Hey guys, anyone close to @CARROT_app and can pull the plug? We might be in trouble.

DAL🚀PHX with the hockey player for another tournament. #HockeyDadLife

Yes, my iPhone’s wallpaper is #LSU champion @Joe_Burrow10 smoking a victory cigar, why do you ask?

(Photo courtesy of @LSUTigersBook)

iPhone home screen, 15 January 2020

“Last January, Clemson announced itself as college football’s preeminent power by shoving Alabama into a dumpster during the national title game. This January, Burrow peeked into that dumpster and realized there was enough room for Clemson too.”

Greatest season in #LSU football history.

Greatest season in college football history.

I am so sports happy right now. #GeauxTigers

Now we’re doing shots of mead brought back from the UK yesterday.
#GeauxTigers

LSU Jello shots. When you know you’re in the home of true LSU alumni.
#GeauxTigers

Muffulatas, barbecued shrimp, crawfish casserole. Coffee stout. National championship food form, too.
#GeauxTigers