So I just found out that the attorney in the office next to my wife's is worth, combined with his mother, nearly US $4 billion. The Schaefflers are in a 5-way tie for the 83rd spot on Forbes' World's Richest People 2003 list. We're both stumped as to why he would waste time pretending to work at a law firm in Dallas. Me? I'd be planted on a beach on Kaua'i.