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It's the little things that matter

In the Starkist Lunch To-Go "meals", or as I refer to them, "snack packs", you have six crackers (when you really need seven to eight), a sealed pouch of Starkist white albacore tuna, a pack of reduced-calorie mayonnaise, a pack of sweet relish, a small plastic spoon to mix the previous three together, a napkin, and an after-meal mint. A mint. Nice touch, Starkist. Well done. I'm still hungry.