Me: Let's get your Crocs on so you can go play on your swingset while I scoop the dogs' poop. Him: No, thank you. (This from the child who hasn't met a slide he hasn't liked.) Me: (walking in to the living room where he is) Why, what are you up to? Him: I'm picking up the pieces of the puzzle that spilled out. Me: (aghast) Okaaayyyy.....