Jeff Buske's special underwear features a strategically placed fig leaf design and uses a powdered mix of tungsten and other metals (which won't set off the airport metal detectors) to protect one's privacy when undergoing security (or medical) screenings.

George Will: "The average American has regular contact with the federal government at three points -- the IRS, the post office and the TSA. Start with that fact if you are formulating a unified field theory to explain the public's current political mood."