Spammers can be so cute. Oh, an email from my retrophisch.com email support team?

I am the retrophisch.com email support team. Well, me and the fine folks at @DreamHost.

“Things may be tough now, but there’s always light at the end of the tunnel.”

The light at the end of the tunnel:



A t-shirt Sheldon Cooper would certainly wear, given how he feels about most people. teesvibe.net/trh-scien…

Courtesy of my buddy, Jake, and because it’s true.



So while I fully expect the road to glory to be rocky, what if it’s not fulfilling? Is that actionable, attorneys? This looks like a written promise from Panda, after all.



Boy, am I glad my heart is right with Jesus.
#GuinnessIsGoodForYou
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Things overheard at board game night:

“I have to spawn a monster.”

“Shouldn’t have eaten so much pizza.”

I’m partial to Han Snow-lo, Luke Snowalker, Darth Spreader, Snow Destroyer, and Snow Trooper, but David Plowie and Sir Grits A Lot are fantastic.

I have also been McGruff the Crime Dog.

For a summer camp in New Orleans.

New Orleans. Summer.

Fun fact: I have literally been Santa Claus. In the suit, fake beard, everything.
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