Today’s order is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. #IYKYK
And tacos!
Tag: fun
If, like me, you were working today and missed the second running of the Wienie 500, never fear. Courtesy of Indianapolis Motor Speedway, the full replay is on YouTube. It’s like one long dad joke with double entendres, and it is GLORIOUS.
So y’all know how a group of cows is called a “herd,” and a group of crows is called a “murder?” (Why crows get their own grouping and can’t just use “flock” like all the other birds, I don’t know.)
Well, I found out there’s a term for a really large group of people, and it’s called, “I’m not going.”
My dad has always been something of a handyman, which he got from his dad. Over the years, he’d helped my uncle on his farm with so many little odds and ends that my uncle started calling him “Bob,” after Bob the Builder.
It’s still kinda funny to hear my uncle call him that, as if it’s his given name. 🤣
And yes, there is a MOO ticker symbol, another agribusiness EFT. The number one holding for MOO is John Deere, and if that’s not on brand, I don’t know what would be.
Okay, well done, people behind the Pacer US Cash Cows 100 ETF.
The ticker symbol is COWZ. 🤣
The ticker symbol for the iShares MSCI Agriculture Producers ETF is VEGI. I applaud you, sirs and madams.
The SPDR Bloomberg High Yield Bond ETF’s ticker symbol is JNK, and that is some high-level dad joking/’80s referencing right there.
I feel seen.
Just had two more added today, though one has vaulted to the “reading now” list.
A little over a third of the way through, Rob Kroese doesn’t so much break the fourth wall in High Plains Grifter as crack it. (It is not narrated in first person.)
Nevertheless, hilarity ensues. 📚🤣