Being an adult means you can start The Princess Bride at 10pm on a Friday night if you want.
Tag: fun
I’m somewhere between a third and halfway through Rob Kroese’s A Grift Too Far, and if this thing wasn’t already off the rails in the first 20 pages, it most certainly is now. šš¤£
Clearly the people complaining social media is toxic and awful are not following the right people online. Because I am crying from laughter from my Instagram feed today.
People are hilarious.
The Meta Quest commercial with the soon-to-be dad assembling the crib is sweet, but WHY IS HE NOT DOING IT IN THE NURSERY?
YOU THINK IT’S FITTING DOWN THAT TINY HALLWAY??
Iām living in Office Space.

I really appreciate the dad-nerd humor in the AutoZone commercial about the slow-starting car:
“It just needs a charge. Don’t worry, it’s free.”
“Are you sure it’s free?”
“Positive.”
<Ponders how to get one of these, the perfect job for himself>
Loud? ā
American? ā
Would love to tell people how stupid they are? ā
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“One does not simply fly in to Mordor.”
Okay, this is funny.

Don’t send me political texts I didn’t ask for.

