I’m somewhere between a third and halfway through Rob Kroese’s A Grift Too Far, and if this thing wasn’t already off the rails in the first 20 pages, it most certainly is now. šŸ“ššŸ¤£

Clearly the people complaining social media is toxic and awful are not following the right people online. Because I am crying from laughter from my Instagram feed today.

People are hilarious.

The Meta Quest commercial with the soon-to-be dad assembling the crib is sweet, but WHY IS HE NOT DOING IT IN THE NURSERY?

YOU THINK IT’S FITTING DOWN THAT TINY HALLWAY??

I’m living in Office Space.

Hawaiian Shirt Day computer graphic

I really appreciate the dad-nerd humor in the AutoZone commercial about the slow-starting car:

“It just needs a charge. Don’t worry, it’s free.”

“Are you sure it’s free?”

“Positive.”

<Ponders how to get one of these, the perfect job for himself>

Loud? āœ…
American? āœ…
Would love to tell people how stupid they are? āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ…

“One does not simply fly in to Mordor.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-9-0-decision-scotus-rules-that-the-eagles-could-not-have-carried-the-fellowship-to-mount-doom

Okay, this is funny.

Okay, this is funny.

Who else had one?

Because my sister knows they’re my jam, she sends me this.