The last line in this article made me laugh out loud. Icing on the cake.

Where can I buy this?!?



I would certainly rather this than the elf.



If you can’t have fun with this insanity, what’s the point?



“Texas judge chronicles 20-hour stand-off with trespassing raccoon before luring him out of house with tamales” 🦝

When you send me an unsolicited text message on behalf of a political person I did not, do not, and would not support, and your systems are screwed up so you think it’s my wife’s phone, well, you get what you get.



The Bee continues to deliver.

It’s just like that.



I had not seen the episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with @KevinHart4real until today. I’m so glad I did. I feel like he and Jerry could’ve talked for another two hours and I would have laughed all the way through.

Happy Independence Day, everyone!