The fact not a single response (at the time of my posting) was “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.” shows a severe lack of culture in this day and age.
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Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend
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This is such a specific Seinfeld reference, from early seasons, too, and I’m loving it.
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Somewhere, an alt-history writer is having an epiphany.
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This thread continues to amuse me.
“How do I say there is no way you are this ****ing stupid?” 🤣
I realize these programming decisions are often made days, if not weeks in advance, but it’s still amusing, post-Oscars, that Independence Day is currently on Paramount Network, Bad Boys for Life is on FX, and Gemini Man is on TBS.
The Password Strikes Back.
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In case you need a spark of joy, Cracker Barrel in Branson, MO has this.

Dinner tonight was a shepherd’s pie recipe from Home Chef, and all I could think about was this:
I nearly spewed out tea in the middle of Chick-fil-A when I read this at lunch today.
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