I’m out on The Last of Us going forward. That was an awful season finale.

“Oh, but it was quite true to the game.” Fantastic. Then that is a suck-ass game.

The second half/third of the episode may have been the worst acting performance for Pascal yet, and he’s behind a mask 99% of the time on The Mandalorian.

Cue everyone talking about how amazing Rihanna’s halftime show was as if she designed, engineered, and built the entire floating stage herself, while simultaneously running the cameras as she sang while strapped to a pole.

I really should’ve started a pool on how many times tonight I’m going to say, “Can we just play effing football?”

Amazon really needs to have profiles for accounts, like Netflix or Hulu, so that the stuff my wife reads and listens to doesn’t affect my recommendations, which are radically different.

Cue all the thoughtless replies of “Why doesn’t she get her own Amazon account?”

Look, Tony Romo may genuinely be a nice guy. I don’t know, never met him.

But he sucks as a color commentator. He does not know how to SHUT. UP.

Dude, you’ve been doing this for like a minute. Take a breath, be quiet, and let the guy who’s been calling games nearly as long as you’ve been alive do his job.

I’m muting the TV again.

Hey @nfl, this isn’t the Super Bowl. It’s Thanksgiving Day games. Enough with the extended live music halftimes. Get back to football.

You know, the word that stands for that middle initial?

We used to have a proper country, a proper society.

We celebrated Halloween, and only Halloween.

Then we celebrated Thanksgiving, and only Thanksgiving.

Then it was Christmas season.

Now, it is just chaos. Anarchy.

I am also beyond over the awful @ATT – Lebron commercial. As dumb as commercials can be, it’s really dumb. And the constant airing of it is so tiresome.

Well done, @flower_mound. After years of the old Tom Thumb sitting empty on 3040, when you could have lobbied for Trader Joe’s or shot for the moon with @HEB, instead we end up with…another gym.

That won’t be open 36 months from now.

It is the year of our Lord 2022. If you would like me to take your solicitation seriously, perhaps update your database system to handle a person’s full name.

Narrator: He still will not take the solicitations seriously, as they are unsolicited.