Among all the myriad things wrong with this election, can we discuss why @Raising_Canes refuses to accept my pm.me email as a legitimate email address for account purposes? Disenfranchisement!

Grateful for @Amazon delivery notifications that informed me a @USPSHelp driver decided to leave a package outside a closed business. What if this had been something much more valuable than toilet paper?



The fact the State Fair of Texas put a mask on Big Tex is an outright travesty.

Look, I catnapped through most of the #LSU game because at noon I came off a 10.5-hour shift, having been up since 10 PM last night. What was @LSUfootball’s reason?

You have to love the way the Amazon warehouse algorithms and shipping supply systems work. Hardcover book? Ship it in a box surrounded by bubblewrap. Two 2.5-inch external drives? Just throw those in a slightly-padded envelope. 🙄

Look, you raving psychotics, just because you got the Christmas lights installed on your house already doesn’t mean you have to TURN THEM ON.
#OneHolidayAtATime

The body of Halloween isn’t even cold in the ground, we haven’t had Thanksgiving yet, and Target already has Christmas crap out the instant you walk in the door.
#OneHolidayAtATime

There goes Disney, breaking my heart that the only version of Star Wars we’re going to get on Disney+ is the Special Edition.

Ever since @Amazon took over their own shipping, service from them on that end has gone downhill. I got an email today that Amazon’s delivery driver was unable to find a delivery location that packages ordered from Amazon have been going to for two decades. Trust me, this location is in any GPS app a driver should be using. Meanwhile, a package ordered the same time as that one arrived just fine; courtesy of UPS.

Honestly, this is an outright travesty. Right up there with no supporting actor nods for Jon Bernthal’s Punisher portrayal in Daredevil season 2.
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