When parody speaks absolute truth.

‘God Will Never Give You More Than You Can Handle In Life,’ Says Man Unfamiliar With God, Life
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Still hoping they will go back to the PowerBook moniker…
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I wonder what the odds were in Vegas four weeks ago for Cooper Rush to go 5-0 as the Cowboys starter? Surely someone placed that wager.

On September 25th, our hockey player skated in his first college game, and made the most of the opportunity: 2 goals, 8 seconds apart, and almost had a hat trick, but came away with an assist, as @HPUIceHockey steamrolled Old Dominion 12-2. #prouddad #hockeydad

Congratulations Craig and Charlie!!

“The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal”
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Normally I’m just annoyed they don’t show Saints games in DFW when the Cowboys aren’t playing, but the fact that Fox is showing Falcons-Bucs is just a knife in the back.

There’s some utter brilliance in here.
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Encyclopedia Brown
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Man, you friend three authors on Facebook, and suddenly your “People You May Know” is lousy with more authors… (This is not a complaint.)

Love seeing Pete living his best life. What an inspiration this young man is.
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