Retrophisch

I know @BookstoreThor would be all over this. twitter.com/MatthewEP…

So in addition to needing more scores from the @Saints so I can nap, need some defense, too.

So much for extending the 9-point lead.

I feel a nap coming on. Need the @Saints to salt away a couple more scores.

The pettiness of #LSU using Tom Petty against the Gators on their inaugural Tom Petty Day/Night/Whatever in Gainesville is part of what makes college football great. twitter.com/LSUfootba…

Missed opportunity, @LSUFBEquipment… twitter.com/hscheinuk…

I am also beyond over the awful @ATT - Lebron commercial. As dumb as commercials can be, it’s really dumb. And the constant airing of it is so tiresome.

I am already over the Tom Petty-ness on @ESPN’s coverage of the #LSU game.

When parody speaks absolute truth.

‘God Will Never Give You More Than You Can Handle In Life,’ Says Man Unfamiliar With God, Life babylonbee.com/news/god-…

Still hoping they will go back to the PowerBook moniker… 9to5mac.com/2022/10/0…

I wonder what the odds were in Vegas four weeks ago for Cooper Rush to go 5-0 as the Cowboys starter? Surely someone placed that wager.

On September 25th, our hockey player skated in his first college game, and made the most of the opportunity: 2 goals, 8 seconds apart, and almost had a hat trick, but came away with an assist, as @highpointhockey steamrolled Old Dominion 12-2. #prouddad #hockeydad

Congratulations Craig and Charlie!!

“The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal” babylonbee.com/news/the-…

Normally I’m just annoyed they don’t show Saints games in DFW when the Cowboys aren’t playing, but the fact that Fox is showing Falcons-Bucs is just a knife in the back.

There’s some utter brilliance in here. twitter.com/ALostrich…

Encyclopedia Brown twitter.com/moth_pira…

Man, you friend three authors on Facebook, and suddenly your “People You May Know” is lousy with more authors… (This is not a complaint.)

Love seeing Pete living his best life. What an inspiration this young man is. twitter.com/petedank/…

When your regular concert buddies can’t make it due to other (albeit more important) commitments, you go to the metal show by yourself. (I’ve done it before, I’ll do it again.)

First time I’m seeing @Sabaton.

Rest assured, this will be the best thing to come out of the MCU since Endgame. twitter.com/VancityRe…

Well this stinks. I much prefer SwiftKey over the built-in keyboard. twitter.com/mjtsai/st…

Awwww, you guys are the best.

Well done, @flower_mound. After years of the old Tom Thumb sitting empty on 3040, when you could have lobbied for Trader Joe’s or shot for the moon with @HEB, instead we end up with…another gym.

That won’t be open 36 months from now.

Riddle me this: why is my “space gray” iPhone 12 mini more black than my “space black” iPhone 14 Pro?

And y’all wonder why I refer to them as minions of Lucifer… twitter.com/caz_tastr…

When we were both in college, I high-fived Shaquille O’Neal, who was in Good Burger with Dan Schneider, who was in The Big Picture with Kevin Bacon. twitter.com/heatherdi…