And yes, there is a MOO ticker symbol, another agribusiness EFT. The number one holding for MOO is John Deere, and if that’s not on brand, I don’t know what would be.

And yes, there is a MOO ticker symbol, another agribusiness EFT. The number one holding for MOO is John Deere, and if that’s not on brand, I don’t know what would be.
Okay, well done, people behind the Pacer US Cash Cows 100 ETF.
The ticker symbol is COWZ. 🤣
The ticker symbol for the iShares MSCI Agriculture Producers ETF is VEGI. I applaud you, sirs and madams.
The SPDR Bloomberg High Yield Bond ETF’s ticker symbol is JNK, and that is some high-level dad joking/’80s referencing right there.
I feel seen.
Just had two more added today, though one has vaulted to the “reading now” list.
A little over a third of the way through, Rob Kroese doesn’t so much break the fourth wall in High Plains Grifter as crack it. (It is not narrated in first person.)
Nevertheless, hilarity ensues. 📚🤣
Started a Pathfinder campaign a couple of weeks ago with my buddy Nathan as DM, and the party includes his brother, and an assortment of our respective kids. Had the second meetup tonight, and it was even funnier than the first. Can’t wait to see where this thing goes.
Being an adult means you can start The Princess Bride at 10pm on a Friday night if you want.
I’m somewhere between a third and halfway through Rob Kroese’s A Grift Too Far, and if this thing wasn’t already off the rails in the first 20 pages, it most certainly is now. 📚🤣
Clearly the people complaining social media is toxic and awful are not following the right people online. Because I am crying from laughter from my Instagram feed today.
People are hilarious.