Lee: great on apologetics, bad on soda. 🤣

Look, I love Pepsi. It’s great to have around to remind me why Coke is so, so, so much better.

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One of the great emotions of watching The Middle was always cheering on Sue’s relentless optimism, and wanting to give her a hug when it was inevitably crushed, if only temporarily.
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Saw a chalk sign at a bar once that had the Ben Franklin quote, “Beer is proof that God loves us” amended with “And Scotch proves He wasn’t kidding.”
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It wouldn’t matter what the rest of his policy proposals were. If Pat were to demand members of the White House press pool have to spin a wheel and correctly guess a letter to ask him a question, he would have my vote.
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I’m starting to think charts like this are not scientifically peer-reviewed, for it has obviously conflated December with July.
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One of youngest’s spelling words for the week is “thirsty.” For an example sentence, I’ve been using “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

The reference is lost on him, but amuses me to no end.

“Where’s your brother?”

“He’s mowing the roof.”

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I still regret not acquiring one of these fine totems.
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I don’t drink coffee, so just give me the heavy metal.
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I love how more people have voted for @ChickfilA in this poll than “The Protestant Church.” 🤣
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