“Smash your guitar during the 17th bridge of ‘Oceans’: Looks cool, and you never have to play ‘Oceans’ again.” 🤣
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Really, though, please don’t ever play “Oceans” again. Ever.

I feel attacked.

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Amen and amen.



At once it seems wrong and yet totally right to put this leftover lime White Claw in my @ATVShook koozie.

Here’s a Friday funny for everyone:

I am prepping for the need for speed. #TopGunMaverick



My emotional support animal is a chicken.

A four piece.

With a biscuit.

And a sweet tea.

Makes sense this exists; Jerry Jones doesn’t know how to play chess.



Not going to lie, I feel like this one is speaking directly to me.
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This remains a tremendous cinematic moment.
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