Oh man, @iamjamiefoxx would be perfect for this, too.

This makes me wonder: if he’d been able to take the role of Indiana Jones, is this the look we would have gotten?

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I didn’t know I needed a good cry during my lunch break today, but there you go.

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My top 5 @russellcrowe movies (I went with ones I enjoy watching again and again):

Gladiator
Cinderella Man
Master & Commander
L.A. Confidential
Proof of Life

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Speaking of Hollywood’s empty ideas, I see they’re going to ruin the absolute best character from the G.I. Joe comics with this stupid Snake Eyes origin movie.

And I say that as someone who likes Henry Golding as an actor. He was fantastic in The Gentlemen.

Foster and adoptive parents: the new Marvel movie Black Widow is pretty great fun, but there are some heavy abandonment elements in the plot. Your kids may or may not pick up on them, but they are talked about outright. You may want to see it before they do to be sure.

If only…

Fake movie poster for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with a beheaded Edward from Twilight

It’s good when a weather AI recognizes not just a true American hero, but one of the entire planet.

Screenshot from Carrot Weather about Randy Quaid in Independence Day

Private Benjamin.

Um…

Screenshot that reads "The box office movie that was number on on your 10th birthday is how the rest of 2021 will turn out for you"

Missed it being Flash Gordon, which would have been personally on brand, by a week.

I am not a Guy Ritchie fan, but that could very well be because until tonight, the only work of his I have seen was the BMW short film he did in 2002 with his then-wife Madonna, and Clive Owen. (Which was fantastic fun.)

But I thoroughly enjoyed The Gentlemen. Recommended.