Happy birthday to my beautiful bride, my co-wrangler of our three yahoos. She’s truly a Wonder Woman. I love you, sweetheart!

Walked through an Aldi supermarket today for the first time ever. If these had been around when I was in college, I would’ve lived at this store.

Oh look, my life.
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Twenty-seven years ago today.

The lady sitting next to me in the service area is wearing ear buds while watching video on her smartphone, and ma’am I totally applaud your tech manners.

Had lunch with my teenage-years mentor and spiritual big brother Tony today. First time we’d seen one another in 25+ years.

Had lunch with my teenage-years mentor and spiritual big brother Tony today. First time we'd seen one another in 25+ years.

News flash: based on conversations overheard at Whataburger, youth of America still literally using “literally” wrong.

What’s it mean when your fortune cookie doesn’t have a fortune in it? Besides doing quick picks for the lotto?

Jesus loves dinner time

Tonight at the dinner table, Samuel decided it was time to do a little singing.

Jesus loves dinner time from Chris Turner on Vimeo.

If I could only bottle the innate cuteness…

If I could only bottle the innate cuteness...

I would be richer than Gates or Buffett.